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Omid Djalili: Schmuck For A Night

Omid Djalili: Schmuck For A Night

Award winning comedian and actor Omid Djalili known for his legendary stand-up performances, is back on a nationwide tour! Intelligent, sometimes provocative and always entertaining, his stand-up is a hugely energetic and captivating comedy masterclass. His credits range from Hollywood to television and the West End stage. Earning praise across the world for his performances Omid recently starred in Dickensian (BBC1), Lucky Man (Sky1) and Going Forward (BBC4) with Jo Brand.


‘One of the most joyfully smart, stimulating and entertaining comedians this country has’ The Telegraph.


‘Belly laughs with a subtle blend of mainstream gags and subversive twinkle’ Sunday Times.


‘Confident, engaging, thoughtful show... did someone say national treasure? Metro


Age restriction: 16+

Tuesday 21 Nov 201720:00 Book Now


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Mambo Jambo

Mambo Jambo

Rural Arts - On Tour and The Forum present:


This friendly and talented multi-instrumental duo will take you on a joyous vibrant musical journey, bringing together the sounds of world, roots and jazz music.


Frankie plays sax, vocals, clarinet, flute, guitar and percussion; Peter’s on guitar, vocal, banjo, ukulele, tres (traditional Cuban guitar) accordion and suitcase.


Their repertoire draws from a wide range of styles, including Bluegrass, Latin and Caribbean New Orleans, Balkan and more. Blending all these influences they create an upbeat ‘feel good’ rhythmic and rootsy sound all of their own.



“Musical sunshine from a multi-talented and multi-instrumental duo” - Leeds Gig Guide


Thursday 23 Nov 201720:00 Book Now


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Breathe

Breathe (12A)

Breathe stars Oscar-nominee Andrew Garfield  and Claire Foy (Netflix’s “The Crown”). It follows Robin Cavendish, who becomes paralyzed from the neck down at the age of 28. Along with his wife, Diana, he travels the world to become an advocate for the disabled and with his friend Teddy Hall, invented a wheelchair with a respirator that gave him greater mobility.


Director: Andy Serkis                Stars: Andrew Garfield, Claire Foy, Tom Hollander


Friday 24 Nov 201714:30 Book Now
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A Cartoon History of Here

A Cartoon History of Here

A Cartoon History of Here - ON SALE 1st September


Comedy, cartoonery, poetry & improv! Created by tonight’s audience with Yorkshire poet, broadcaster & comedian Ian McMillan and Cartoonist of the Year Tony Husband. A fast-flowing, rapid-rafting adventure in which two top funny men reflect upon local stories and legends. For audiences, 9 to 109. @IMcMillan

‘I have never had such feedback from a gig. Everyone went away delighted and exhausted. A superb evening.’ John Watterson, Poppleton


‘the best night we've had at the parish centre for many a year. It was a hoot!’ Mellor


‘the funniest thing I’ve seen in ten years of running this festival’ Steve Boffy, Beeline Festival


'We haven't laughed so much for years … an absolute hit.' Grimsby Everyman Club


‘Tony Husband is even funnier than me’ Griff Rhys Jones


www.ian-mcmillan.co.uk         www.tonyhusband.co.uk


Friday 24 Nov 201719:30 Book Now


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The Lego Ninjago Movie

The Lego Ninjago Movie (PG)

Ninjas and Samurai take on dragons and snake-men in this spin-off from the all-conquering Lego Movie. Evil warlord Lord Gagmadon was banished to the underworld. But now he's attempting a comeback, accompanied by dragons and armies of snake-men. Only an alliance of Ninjas, Samurai and Sensei can defeat him. Dan and Kevin Hageman, who came up with the Lego Movie story, are the writers of this fantastic follow-up.


Directors: Charlie Bean, Paul Fisher and Bob Logan                Stars: Justin Theroux, Olivia Munn, Jackie Chan


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Olaf Featurette and Frozen

Olaf Featurette and Frozen (PG)

Olaf's Frozen Adventure plus Frozen


All tickets £6.00 including drink and biscuit.


Come dressed as your favourite Frozen character


Olaf (voice of Josh Gad) teams up with Sven on a merry mission in Walt Disney Animation Studios' 21-minute featurette "Olaf's Frozen Adventure." It's the first holiday season since the gates reopened and Anna (voice of Kristen Bell) and Elsa (voice of Idina Menzel) host a celebration for all of Arendelle. When the townspeople unexpectedly leave early to enjoy their individual holiday customs, the sisters realize they have no family traditions of their own. So, Olaf sets out to comb the kingdom to bring home the best traditions and save this first Christmas for his friends.


Frozen

When their kingdom becomes trapped in perpetual winter, fearless Anna (Kristen Bell) joins forces with mountaineer Kristoff (Jonathan Groff) and his reindeer sidekick to find Anna's sister, Snow Queen Elsa (Idina Menzel), and break her icy spell. Although their epic journey leads them to encounters with mystical trolls, a comedic snowman (Josh Gad), harsh conditions, and magic at every turn, Anna and Kristoff bravely push onward in a race to save their kingdom from winter's cold grip.


Run time: Total 125 mins



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NT Live - Follies

NT Live - Follies (12A)

Stephen Sondheim’s legendary musical is staged for the first time at the National Theatre and broadcast live to cinemas.


New York, 1971. There’s a party on the stage of the Weismann Theatre. Tomorrow the iconic building will be demolished. Thirty years after their final performance, the Follies girls gather to have a few drinks, sing a few songs and lie about themselves.


Tracie Bennett, Janie Dee and Imelda Staunton play the magnificent Follies in this dazzling new production. Featuring a cast of 37 and an orchestra of 21, it’s directed by Dominic Cooke (The Comedy of Errors).


Winner of Academy, Tony, Grammy and Olivier awards, Sondheim’s previous work includes A Little Night Music, Sweeney Todd and Sunday in the Park with George.


Thursday 30 Nov 201719:00 Book Now


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Limehouse Golem

Limehouse Golem (15)

The film is set in Victorian London gripped with fear as a serial killer is on the loose and leaving cryptic messages written in the blood of his victims. With few leads and increasing public pressure, Scotland Yard assigns the case to Inspector Kildare, a seasoned detective who has a sneaking suspicion that he's being set up to fail. Inspector Kildare is played with inimitable style by Billy Nighy. Faced with a long list of suspects, Kildare must rely on help from a witness to stop the murders and bring the maniac to justice.



Director: Juan Carlos Medina                Stars: Olivia Cooke, Eddie Marsan, Bill Nighy


Friday 1 Dec 201714:30 Book Now
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The 60s Big Night Out Show

The 60s Big Night Out Show

The show features four of the UKs leading 60s tribute acts on the circuit today.

The music of many of the favourite artists of the era will be showcased in a non-stop 60s extravaganza. The EVERLY BROTHERS greatest hits from 'Cathy's Clown' to 'All I Have To Do Is Dream'. The greatest girl groups of the 60s are featured including THE RONETTES, THE CRYSTALS, THE SHIRELLES and THE SUPREMES.The best of heartthrob ballads of BILLY FURY, BOBBY VEE and BUDDY HOLLY. From 'Halfway to Paradise', 'More Than I Can Say' to 'That'll Be the Day'.

We feature them all. Finally, the 60s Songbirds, BRENDA LEE, CONNIE FRANCIS and SANDIE SHAW amongst many others complete this fabulous night of nostalgia.


A not to be missed memorable night out.


Saturday 2 Dec 201719:30 Book Now


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Sunday Jazz

Sunday Jazz

On the first Sunday of every month (except January and August) come along and enjoy the fabulous sounds of the Big Band Era performed, in an open session, by Alan Owens and The Forum Big Band. It's just £4 to get in and the bar is open.
Sunday 3 Dec 201712:00 Book Now


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A Woman Of No Importance

A Woman Of No Importance (12A)

Olivier award-winner Eve Best (A Moon for the Misbegotten and Hedda Gabler) and BAFTA-nominated actress Anne Reid (Last Tango in Halifax) star in this new classically staged production of Oscar Wilde’s comedy directed by Dominic Dromgoole, former Artistic Director of Shakespeare’s Globe. The first play from the Classic Spring Theatre Company’s Oscar Wilde Season, A Woman of No Importance will be broadcast live to cinemas from the Vaudeville Theatre in London’s West End.

An earnest young American woman, a louche English lord, and an innocent young chap join a house party of fin de siècle fools and grotesques. Nearby a woman lives, cradling a long-buried secret. First performed in 1893, Oscar Wilde’s marriage of glittering wit and Ibsenite drama satirised the socially conservative world of the Victorian upper-class, creating a vivid new theatrical voice which still resonates today.



Monday 4 Dec 201719:00 Book Now


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North Yorkshire Fire and Rescue Carol Concert

North Yorkshire Fire and Rescue Carol Concert

Start the festive season early and come join the successful Lockwood Brass Band in performing all your favourite Christmas carols. Appealing to all ages this event is guaranteed to put you in the festive spirit as well as helping raise funds to support injured fire fighters and their families.

Tuesday 5 Dec 201719:30 Book Now


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Achieving The Dream

Achieving The Dream



Achieving the Dream - hosted by Cleveland Mountain Rescue Team



Doug Scott, CBE and Chris Brown, MBE will be explaining the highs and lows of their lives mountaineering.



In aid of Cleveland Mountain Rescue, Community Action Nepal and Claro Enterprises:







Wednesday 6 Dec 201719:30 Book Now


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NT Live - Young Marx

NT Live - Young Marx

Rory Kinnear (The Threepenny Opera, Penny Dreadful, Othello) is Marx and Oliver Chris (Twelfth Night, Green Wing) is Engels, in this new comedy written by Richard Bean and Clive Coleman. Broadcast live from The Bridge Theatre, London, the production  is directed by Nicholas Hytner and reunites the creative team behind Broadway and West End hit comedy One Man, Two Guvnors.

1850, and Europe’s most feared terrorist is hiding in Dean Street, Soho. Broke, restless and horny, the thirty-two-year-old revolutionary is a frothing combination of intellectual brilliance, invective, satiric wit, and child-like emotional illiteracy.

Creditors, spies, rival revolutionary factions and prospective seducers of his beautiful wife all circle like vultures. His writing blocked, his marriage dying, his friend Engels in despair at his wasted genius, his only hope is a job on the railway. But there’s still no one in the capital who can show you a better night on the piss than Karl Heinrich Marx.


Thursday 7 Dec 201719:00 Book Now


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Fight before Christmas

Fight before Christmas

It'll be Seasons Beatings at the Forum on the 9th of December as 3CW present the FIGHT Before Christmas! Featuring for the first time ever in Northallerton STEEL CAGE MATCHES, this is NOT one to be missed and tickets are sure to sell quickly! Featuring the likes of 3CW Champion Alex Gracie, ITV stars Rampage Brown and El Ligero, female stars including "Coventry's Loudest" Jetta and many more! Tickets start from £12 and a family discount is available!! Ringside seating is available but is selling as quickly as ever - please don't delay if you want the best seats in the house!!

Friday 8 Dec 201719:00 Book Now


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The Black Prince

The Black Prince (12A)

The Black Prince (12A)


After the death of Sikh Maharajah Ranjit Singh, ruler of Punjab, there is a violent war of succession until his youngest son, the five-year-old Duleep Singh is installed as king. The British, however, have other plans, and bundle the boy off to England where he is brought up as a Christian in the lap of luxury under the personal care of Queen Victoria (Amanda Root). In early adulthood Duleep (Satinder Sartaaj) is torn between two cultures and secures begrudging permission from Queen Victoria to meet his real mother (Shabana Azmi). She soon awakens him to his original Sikh faith and culture, which sets him on a dangerous quest to challenge the British Raj and free his people.


Director: Kavi Raz                Stars: Jason Flemyng, Amanda Root, David Essex

Run Time: 118 minutes


Saturday 9 Dec 201717:00 Book Now
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ROH Live - The Nutcracker

ROH Live - The Nutcracker

The young Clara creeps downstairs on Christmas Eve to play with her favourite present – a Nutcracker doll. But the mysterious magician Drosselmeyer is waiting to sweep her off on a magical adventure. After defeating the Mouse King, the Nutcracker and Clara travel through the Land of Snow to the Kingdom of Sweets, where the Sugar Plum Fairy treats them to a wonderful display of dances. Back home, Clara thinks she must have been dreaming – but doesn’t she recognize Drosselmeyer’s nephew?


Peter Wright’s nigh-on definitive production for The Royal Ballet ranks as one of the most enduring and enchanting versions of The Nutcracker. With its festive period setting, dancing snowflakes and enchanting stage magic, Lev Ivanov’s 1892 ballet has become the perfect Christmas entertainment, with Tchaikovsky’s sumptuous, sugar-spun music the most recognizable of all ballet scores.


Loosely based on the story by E.T.A. Hoffmann, the ballet opens with a lively Christmas party, its Victorian setting captured in opulent detail by Julia Trevelyan Oman’s designs. Wright’s choreography ingeniously incorporates surviving fragments of the ballet’s original material, including the sublime pas de deux for the Sugar Plum Fairy and her Prince. But in emphasizing the relationship between Clara and the Nutcracker Prince, the production also gains a touching subtext of first love.

Sunday 10 Dec 201714:00 Book Now


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Stephen K Amos - Bread and Circuses

Stephen K Amos - Bread and Circuses

Stephen K Amos- Bread and Circuses

Brexit. Trump. No more Mary Berry on the Great British Bake Off. Things are looking bleak, so wouldn’t it be better to just forget all about it? Comic maestro Stephen K Amos might not be able to provide bread to the hungry masses, but no one else is going to put on a better circus. Leave your problems behind for the evening in the company of the ‘effusively charming’ Amos and who knows? Maybe the world will seem just a little bit brighter.


After all, when Ancient Rome needed to distract itself from politics, a few solutions were suggested, but none hit the spot quite like the simple idea of giving the people cheap food and plentiful entertainment – ‘panem et circenses’ or ‘bread and circuses’. Our circuses might no longer involve gladiator fights to the death, but the same principle applies. Modern politics is a confusing mess, so no one can blame you for giving it a miss in favour of a night of laughs.

Deliciously deft…we roared at ad-libbing that was first rate throughout…you’ll leave the show smiling’ The Times

‘The feel good comedy of a true stand-up legend’ Perth Now

‘Laughs came thick and fast throughout…don’t miss it’ The Age Melbourne

‘A note perfect hour’  Metro



Tickets - £17.50

Age – 16+


Tuesday 12 Dec 201720:00 Book Now


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NMVC Christmas 2017

NMVC Christmas 2017

Music


Northallerton Male Voice Choir presents

A Christmas Concert with The Easington Colliery Band

Saturday 16th December at 3pm and 7.30pm

Tickets £10 on sale to general public from 18 November.


Northallerton Male Voice Choir perform a curtain raiser for Christmas with a mixture of lively songs and stirring Band numbers.  Many members of the audience have regularly referred to this as their start ‘proper’ for Christmas week.  


All tickets: £10

Saturday 16 Dec 201715:00 Book Now (Please Call Box Office)
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Lost in Paris

Lost in Paris (12A)


Lost in Paris


Fiona visits Paris for the first time to assist her myopic Aunt Martha. Catastrophes ensue, mainly involving Dom, a homeless man who has yet to have an emotion or thought he was afraid of expressing.


Director: Dominique Abel, Fiona Gordon        Stars: Fiona Gordon, Dominique Abel, Emmanuelle Riva

Run Time: 83 minutes


Sunday 17 Dec 201720:05 Book Now
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Loving Vincent

Loving Vincent (12A)


Loving Vincent (12)


The world's first fully oil painted feature film, brings the artwork of Vincent van Gogh to life in an exploration of the complicated life and controversial death of one of history's most celebrated artists.



Director: Dorota Kobiela, Hugh Welchman        Stars: Douglas Booth, Jerome Flynn, Robert Gulaczyk

Run Time: 94 minutes


Friday 22 Dec 201714:30 Book Now
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The Star

The Star (U)

The Star (PG)


A small but brave donkey named Bo yearns for a life beyond his daily grind at the village mill. One day, he finds the courage to break free, embarking on the adventure of his dreams. On his journey, he teams up with Ruth, a lovable sheep who has lost her flock, and Dave, a dove who has lofty aspirations. Along with three camels and some eccentric stable animals, Bo and his new friends follow the Star and become accidental heroes in the greatest story ever told -- the first Christmas.


Director: Timothy Reckart                Stars: Zachary Levi, Gina Rodriguez, Kristin Chenoweth

Run Time: 85 minutes


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Christmas Special - Elf

Christmas Special - Elf (PG)

Elf (PG)


Buddy (Will Ferrell) was accidentally transported to the North Pole as a toddler and raised to adulthood among Santa's elves. Unable to shake the feeling that he doesn't fit in, the adult Buddy travels to New York, in full elf uniform, in search of his real father. As it happens, this is Walter Hobbs (James Caan), a cynical businessman. After a DNA test proves this, Walter reluctantly attempts to start a relationship with the childlike Buddy with increasingly chaotic results.


Director: Jon Favreau                Stars: Will Ferrell, James Caan, Bob Newhart

Run Time: 97 minutes


Saturday 23 Dec 201714:00 Book Now
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The Man Who Invented Christmas

The Man Who Invented Christmas (PG)

The Man Who Invented Christmas (PG)


The journey that led to the creation of Ebenezer Scrooge (Christopher Plummer) and other classic characters from "A Christmas Carol." The film shows how Charles Dickens (Dan Stevens) conjured up a timeless tale.


Director: Bharat Nalluri                Stars: Dan Stevens, Christopher Plummer, Jonathan Pryce

Run Time: TBC


Wednesday 27 Dec 201717:30 Book Now
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Paddington 2

Paddington 2 (PG)

Paddington 2


Paddington undertakes a number of odd jobs to afford a unique pop-up book from an antique book shop - a present for Aunt Lucy on her 100th birthday. But when the book is stolen, it's up to Paddington and the Browns to find the thief.


Director: Paul King                Stars: Brendan Gleeson, Sally Hawkins, Ben Whishaw

Run Time:


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Thor: Ragnarok

Thor: Ragnarok (12A)

Imprisoned, the mighty Thor finds himself in a lethal gladiatorial contest against the Hulk, his former ally. Thor must fight for survival and race against time to prevent the all-powerful Hela from destroying his home and the Asgardian civilization.

Tuesday 2 Jan 201817:30 Book Now
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Murder on the Orient Express

Murder on the Orient Express (12A)

Murder on the Orient Express (12A)

A lavish trip through Europe quickly unfolds into a race against time to solve a murder aboard a train. Everyone's a suspect when Detective Hercule Poirot arrives to interrogate all passengers and search for clues before the killer can strike again.



Director: Kenneth Branagh                Stars: Johnny Depp, Daisy Ridley, Michelle Pfeiffer

Run Time: 114 minutes


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Blade Runner 2049

Blade Runner 2049 (15)


Blade Runner 2049 (15)



Officer K (Ryan Gosling), a new blade runner for the Los Angeles Police Department, unearths a long-buried secret that has the potential to plunge what's left of society into chaos. His discovery leads him on a quest to find Rick Deckard (Harrison Ford), a former blade runner who's been missing for 30 years.


Director: Denis Villeneuve        Stars: Harrison Ford, Ryan Gosling, Ana de Armas

Run Time: 163 minutes


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Wonder

Wonder (PG)


Wonder (PG)


Based on the New York Times bestseller, WONDER tells the incredibly inspiring and heart-warming story of August Pullman, a boy with facial differences who enters fifth grade, attending a mainstream elementary school for the first time.


Director: Stephen Chbosky                Stars: Julia Roberts, Jacob Tremblay, Crystal Lowe

Run Time: 113 minutes


Friday 12 Jan 201814:30 Book Now
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Marshall (2017)

Marshall (2017) (PG)

Young Thurgood Marshall, the first African-American Supreme Court Justice, battles through one of his career-defining cases when wealthy socialite Eleanor Strubing accuses black chauffeur Joseph Spell of sexual assault and attempted murder.

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God's Own Country

God's Own Country (15)

Gods Own Country (15)


Spring. Yorkshire. Young farmer Johnny Saxby numbs his daily frustrations with binge drinking and casual sex, until the arrival of a Romanian migrant worker for lambing season ignites an intense relationship that sets Johnny on a new path.


Director: Francis Lee                Stars: Josh O'Connor, Alec Secareanu, Gemma Jones

Run Time: 104 minutes


Friday 12 Jan 201820:00 Book Now
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Bear and Butterfly

Bear and Butterfly

Bear's life changes when he meets Caterpillar.  They become best friends as Caterpillar munches through tales of Bear's younger life.  One day Caterpillar becomes sick.  Bear fears he will lose his friend, but instead he grows into a beautiful Butterfly who flies high and has stories of his own.

Puppetry, live music, and beautiful storytelling combine in this charming tale about love, loss, and friendship.


The story is told by 3 performers - Bear, Butterfly, and a live musician on stage who accompanies the action on stage with a cello enhanced with a range of electronic media.

This show is aimed at children of 4-7 years and their families.

Tickets are £6 for standard tickets / £5 for concessions, and there is a family ticket for 4 for £20.

Wednesday 17 Jan 201813:30 Book Now
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Jack and the beanstalk 2017

Jack and the beanstalk 2017

Come and join in the fun with Northallerton Variety Company's 40th Pantomine.  Meet Dame Dolly Dimple and her sons Simple Simon and Jack.  Laugh at the antics of Snatchet and Scarper and boo Piccalilli the Wicked Witch, and her henchman Rancid the Ratman. Will our hero Jack get back down the beanstalk and marry the Princess before the giant catches him?

Sunday 21 Jan 201814:15 Book Now (Please Call Box Office)
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Jungle

Jungle (15)

Jungle (15)


A group of friends join a guide for a trek into the Bolivian jungle, searching for an Indian village. The men soon realize that the jungle is a difficult place to be.



Director: Greg McLean                Stars: Daniel Radcliffe, Thomas Kretschmann, Lily Sullivan

Run Time: 135 minutes


Sunday 28 Jan 201817:30 Book Now


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Stronger

Stronger (15)

Jeff Bauman loses both of his legs when two bombs explode during the Boston Marathon on April 15, 2013. After regaining consciousness in the hospital, Jeff is able to help law enforcement identify one of the suspects, but his own battle is just beginning.

Friday 2 Feb 201814:30 Book Now
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ROH Live - Tosca

ROH Live - Tosca (12A)

Tosca is one of the great evenings of opera, and from its strident opening chords conjures up a world of political instability and menace.


Jonathan Kent’s production for The Royal Opera captures the dangerous political turbulence of Rome in 1800. The Chief of Police, Scarpia – one of the most malevolent villains in opera – ruthlessly pursues and tortures enemies of the state. His dark, demonic music contrasts with the expansive melodies of the idealistic lovers, Tosca and Cavaradossi, who express their passion in sublime arias, including ‘Vissi d’arte’ and ‘E lucevan le stelle’. Giacomo Puccini’s dramatic work was a hit with audiences on its 1900 premiere and it remains one of the most performed of all operas – with its gripping plot and glorious music, it’s easy to see why.


A candle-lit church, Scarpia’s gloomy study with its hidden torture chamber and the false optimism of a Roman dawn: this handsome production throws into relief the ruthlessly taut drama, as the tension is wound up towards a fateful conclusion. Puccini’s meticulously researched score is infused with the same authentic detail, from distant cannon fire during the Act I Te Deum to tolling church bells and the sounds of a firing squad.

Sunday 11 Feb 201814:00 Book Now


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Houghton Weavers 2018

Houghton Weavers 2018

THE HOUGHTON WEAVERS have been entertaining folk for over 40 years with their unique blend of popular folk music, humour and audience participation.


In their time together, the group – comprising Tony Berry, David Littler and Steve Millington – have performed thousands of concerts, recorded over 30 albums, starred in several of their own highly successful BBC radio and TV series, and made countless appearances on other programmes.


The Houghton Weavers guarantee a wonderful evening of entertainment suitable for all the family. Their experience in the business together with their style and professionalism ensures that, as their motto says, they always `Keep Folk Smiling`.


www.houghtonweavers.com

www.facebook.com/houghtonweavers

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Saturday 17 Feb 201819:30 Book Now


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Alunish Cochranish

Alunish Cochranish

NEW DATE: 22nd February 2018


Grumpy-joyful, silly-serious stand-up.


Jokes, ideas and (possibly) movement will all be deployed for your amusement during this show.


As seen on blah blah and blah, and heard on various funny radio shows.


Age Restriction: 16+



Thursday 22 Feb 201820:00 Book Now


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Cilla and the shades of the 60's

Cilla and the shades of the 60's

This stunning and elegant review of the life of Cilla Black soars its way through the 60s.


Starring Victoria Jones in the role of Cilla performing songs including ‘You’re My World’ and ‘Anyone Who Had a Heart’ while the Shades trio swing through a decade of hits by Cilla’s friends and co-stars such as ‘I Only Want to be With You’ and ‘River Deep Mountain High’.


The effervescent Victoria & the gorgeous Shades trio rediscover one of music’s most defining eras. They follow the life & career of the iconic Cilla Black while their stories reflect on some of the biggest 60s stars. Featuring brand new arrangements of music from artists including the Beatles and Dusty Springfield.


An unforgettable show that journeys its way through Cilla’s life and brings audiences to their feet in celebration.

Saturday 24 Feb 201819:30 Book Now


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ROH Live - The Winter's Tale

ROH Live - The Winter's Tale


The Winter’s Tale received ecstatic praise at its premiere, acclaimed by critics and audiences alike for its intelligent, distinctive and emotionally powerful story, told through exquisite dance. It is now widely judged to be a modern ballet classic.


The story follows the destruction of a marriage through consuming jealousy, the abandonment of a child and a seemingly hopeless love. Yet, through remorse and

regret – and after a seemingly miraculous return to life – the ending is one of

forgiveness and reconciliation. With powerful designs by Bob Crowley and atmospheric music by Joby Talbot, The Winter’s Tale is a masterful modern narrative ballet.



Thursday 1 Mar 201819:00 Book Now


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Jarrow; Road to the Deep South

Jarrow; Road to the Deep South

STUART MACONIE


JARROW; ROAD TO THE DEEP SOUTH


In October 2016, writers and broadcaster Stuart Maconie walked 300 miles from Jarrow to London retracing the famous Jarrow Crusade 80 years on, through a divided, complex country that echoes 1936 in many ways. From choral evensong to curry house, from austerity to affluence, from Wearside to Westminster, join him on an entertaining, impassioned, enlightening journey through Britain then and now.


Stuart is a bestselling author of travel, culture and social history books as well as one of Britain’s best known radio presenters across many BBC networks



Saturday 3 Mar 201820:00 Book Now


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ROH Live Carmen

ROH Live Carmen

Carmen is the best-known work by French composer Georges Bizet, and one of the most famous operas in the entire art form – numbers such as the Habanera and the Toreador Song have permeated the popular consciousness as little else has. The opera’s heady combination of passion, sensuality and violence initially proved too much for the stage, and it was a critical failure on its 1875 premiere. Bizet died shortly after, and never learned of the spectacular success his Carmen would achieve: the opera has been performed more than five hundred times at Covent Garden alone.


This ever-popular opera is given a fresh point of view in Barrie Kosky’s highly physical production, originally created for Frankfurt Opera. The Australian director is one of the world’s most sought-after opera directors, whose Royal Opera debut with Shostakovich’s The Nose in 2016 was greeted with delight. For Carmen he has devised a far-from-traditional version, incorporating music written by Bizet for the score but not usually heard, and giving a new voice to the opera’s endlessly fascinating central character.


Sung in French with English Subtitles.

Thursday 8 Mar 201819:00 Book Now


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NT Screening: Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

NT Screening: Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (TBC)

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

By Tennessee Williams

Directed by Benedict Andrews


Tennessee Williams’ twentieth century masterpiece Cat on a Hot Tin Roof played a strictly limited season in London’s West End in 2017. Following his smash hit production of A Streetcar Named Desire, Benedict Andrews’ ‘thrilling revival’ (New York Times) stars Sienna Miller alongside, Jack O’Connell and Colm Meaney.

On a steamy night in Mississippi, a Southern family gather at their cotton plantation to celebrate Big Daddy’s birthday. The scorching heat is almost as oppressive as the lies they tell. Brick and Maggie dance round the secrets and sexual tensions that threaten to destroy their marriage. With the future of the family at stake, which version of the truth is real – and which will win out?

★★★★

"A bold reimagining…innovative and powerfully acted"  

Sunday Times

★★★★

"A brilliant, lacerating account of the play… unforgettable"  

The Independent

★★★★

"Miller and O’Connell get to a raw and naked truth"  

The Metro


Thursday 15 Mar 201819:00 Book Now


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Lady Windemere's Fan

Lady Windemere's Fan (12A)

Lady Windermere's Fan


A new production of Oscar Wilde’s social comedy, Lady Windermere’s Fan, directed by award-winning writer, actor and director Kathy Burke, will be broadcast live to cinemas from the Vaudeville Theatre in London’s West End.


This is the second play from the Oscar Wilde Season, a year-long celebration of the brilliant Victorian playwright being staged by Classic Spring, a new theatre company led by Dominic Dromgoole, former Artistic Director of Shakespeare’s Globe.


The day of Lady Windermere’s birthday party, and all is perfectly in order. Until her friend Lord Darlington plants a seed of suspicion. Is her husband having an affair? And will the other woman really attend the party? First performed in 1892, Lady Windermere’s Fan explores the ambiguity of upper class morality and the fragile position of women in society in the late Victorian era in one of Wilde’s most popular and witty plays.  


Tuesday 20 Mar 201819:15 Book Now


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ROH Live Bernstein Centenary

ROH Live Bernstein Centenary

Leonard Bernstein was one of the first classical composers in America to achieve both popular and critical acclaim. He was eclectic in his sources – drawing on jazz and modernism, the traditions of Jewish music and the Broadway musical – and many of Bernstein’s scores are remarkably well suited to dance. He was particularly associated with Jerome Robbins, their credits together including Fancy Free andWest Side Story. To celebrate the centenary year of the composer’s birth, The Royal Ballet has united all three of its associate choreographers to celebrate the dynamic range and danceability of Bernstein’s music.


The programme includes two world premieres by Resident Choreographer Wayne McGregor and Artistic Associate Christopher Wheeldon, marking each artist’s first foray into Bernstein. At the heart of the programme is the first revival of Artist in Residence Liam Scarlett’s The Age of Anxiety, created in 2014 to Bernstein’s soul-searching Second Symphony. Both symphony and ballet are inspired by W.H. Auden’s masterful modernist poem, itself written in response to the atmosphere of disillusionment and uncertainty that followed the end of World War II.

Thursday 29 Mar 201819:00 Book Now


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  Sleeping Beauty 2018

Sleeping Beauty 2018

Join us this Easter for the most enchanting pantomime of all - 'Sleeping Beauty'.

Our brand new production will include sensational singing, beautiful costomes, and enough comedy to leave you rolling with laughter for weeks.

Will the wicked fairy Carabosse manage to set her curse on Princess Beauty?

Will Prince Asa wake his one true love?

Find out by booking your tickets today for our most spellbinding panto yet.


Early bird offer - all tickets £8.50 if booked before 16 Feb.

Wednesday 4 April (first performance) half price if booked before 1 January!

Otherwise tickets all £10.

Wednesday 4 Apr 201818:30 Book Now (Book before Jan 1st )
Friday 6 Apr 201813:30 Book Now (Book before 16th Feb 2018)
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ROH Live - Macbeth

ROH Live - Macbeth

Verdi’s life-long love affair with Shakespeare’s works began with Macbeth, a play he considered to be ‘one of the greatest creations of man’. With his librettist, Francesco Maria Piave, Verdi set out to create ‘something out of the ordinary’. Their success is borne out in every bar of a score that sees Verdi at his most theatrical: it bristles with demonic energy.


The warrior Macbeth fights on the side of the King of Scotland – but when a coven of witches prophesy that he shall become king himself, a ruthless ambition drives Macbeth and his wife to horrific acts.

Murder makes Macbeth king, and intrigue and butchery are the hallmarks of his brief, doomed reign. The witches make another prediction, which also comes true: Macbeth and his lady lose their lives, and justice is restored.

Phyllida Lloyd’s 2002 production for The Royal Opera is richly hued, shot through with black, red and gold. The witches – imagined by designer Anthony Ward as strange, scarlet-turbaned creatures – are ever-present agents of fate. Lloyd depicts the Macbeths’ childlessness as the dark sadness lurking behind their terrible deeds. The Royal Opera’s production uses Verdi’s 1865 Paris revision of the opera, which includes Lady Macbeth’s riveting aria La Luce Langue.


Thursday 5 Apr 201819:00 Book Now


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Lucy Porter: Choose Your Battles

Lucy Porter: Choose Your Battles

Lucy Porter: Choose Your Battles


Lucy Porter’s brand new stand-up tour. In these combative times, it's easy to be irritated, offended or downright enraged by other people. How do we know which causes are worth fighting for?


Lucy uses her hilarious experiences to help you decide. Recent TV and radio appearances include: QI, Insert Name Here, Alan Davies' As Yet Untitled, Room 101, News Quiz, The Now Show.


“Impeccably punch-lined anecdotes … Genuinely delightful” (Telegraph)


"A treat from start to finish" (Herald)


“Rich with fine routines … an endearing hour” (Guardian)


Tickets: £14/£12 concessions

Age guidance: 16+


Saturday 7 Apr 201820:00 Book Now


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NT Live - Julius Caesar

NT Live - Julius Caesar (12A)

Caesar returns in triumph to Rome and the people pour out of their homes to celebrate. Alarmed by the autocrat’s popularity, the educated élite conspire to bring him down. After his assassination, civil war erupts on the streets of the capital.


Nicholas Hytner’s production will thrust the audience into the street party that greets Caesar’s return, the congress that witnesses his murder, the rally that assembles for his funeral and the chaos that explodes in its wake.




Thursday 12 Apr 201819:00 Book Now


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Carl Hutchinson

Carl Hutchinson

Carl Hutchinson Live!


One of the UK’s most in-demand comics Carl Hutchinson is set to perform his brand new show across the UK. Expect killer gags, highly entertaining stories and the trademark twisted logic that has made Carl a must-see fixture in the comedy world,


It’s fair to say that 'Hutchinson has it all' (BroadwayBaby).


From tales of pulling sickies as a teacher to his family upbringing and wrestling with his favourite vices, this new show is easily the most brutally honest and hilariously self-deprecating outing for this Geordie comedian.


Chris Ramsey's tour support and as seen on Comedy Central's Stand Up Central & The Chris Ramsey show

An absolute must… the next big thing!’ Skinny


Hutchinson’s trump card is the way he interacts with the audience, rolling with every ‘ooh’ and ‘aah’ his material generated, giving a dynamism and spontaneity to his performance” Chortle


'The comedy catalyst to a great night out' ThreeWeeks


Age: 16+

Tickets: £12.00


Friday 4 May 201819:30 Book Now


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Mark Steel

Mark Steel (12A)

MARK STEEL

EVERY LITTLE THING’S GONNA BE ALRIGHT


‘Interesting, engaging, funny’ ***** The Mirror


**** The Times


This time last year, it seemed highly unlikely the UK would vote to leave the EU; we had a reasonable opposition to the Tory Government; Donald Trump was a buffoon who surely wasn’t going to beat Hilary Clinton and Mark was living the married suburban ideal, a year later it’s all gone to absolute shit!  But don’t worry, as Mark thinks Every Little Thing’s Gonna Be Alright.


Mark’s sell-out show Who Do I Think I Am, revealed his natural father was a world backgammon champion. Now the star of Radio 4’s Mark Steel’s in Town, and newspaper columnist of the year, is back on the road with a new show, guaranteed to make the world seem even more mental than it is.


Mark has written and presented many series of Mark Steel’s In Town on BBC Radio 4 (new series out soon) and toured it live around the UK. Mark has presented the BAFTA nominated Mark Steel Lectures for BBC2, is a regular on BBC One’s Have I Got News For You and Radio 4’s Newsquiz.  He’s also appeared on BBC2’s QI and Room 101. Mark has written several acclaimed books, including: Reasons To Be Cheerful and What’s Going On and he writes a weekly column for The Independent for which he won Columnist of the Year at the Press Awards in 2015.  


Mark recently started filming his columns for The Independent and they’re proving very popular indeed, you can find them here http://www.independent.co.uk/author/mark-steel


**** The Guardian

**** The Independent ‘essential viewing’

**** Sunday Times ‘Profound yet funny’

**** The Scotsman ‘Frank, dryly funny’


www.marksteelinfo.co.uk

Twitter:  @mrmarksteel @offthekerb


Rating: 14+ Parental guidance.



Sunday 13 May 201820:00 Book Now


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ROH Live - Swan Lake

ROH Live - Swan Lake

Swan Lake has had a special role in the repertory of The Royal Ballet since 1934.


This Season The Royal Ballet creates a new production with additional choreography by Artist in Residence Liam Scarlett. While remaining faithful to the Petipa-Ivanov text, Scarlett will bring fresh eyes to the staging of this classic ballet, in collaboration with his long-term designer John Macfarlane.


Prince Siegfried chances upon a flock of swans while out hunting. When one of the swans turns into a beautiful woman, Odette, he is enraptured. But she is under a spell that holds her captive, allowing her to regain her human form only at night.


Swan Lake was Tchaikovsky’s first ballet score. Given its status today as arguably the best loved and most admired of all classical ballets, it is perhaps surprising that at its premiere in 1877 Swan Lake was poorly received. It is thanks to the 1895 production by Marius Petipa and Lev Ivanov that Swan Lake has become part of not only ballet consciousness but also wider popular culture. That success is secured not only by the sublime, symphonic sweep of Tchaikovsky’s score, but also by the striking choreographic contrasts between Petipa’s royal palace scenes and the lyric lakeside scenes created by Ivanov.


Thursday 14 Jun 201819:00 Book Now


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George Egg: DIY Chef

George Egg: DIY Chef

George Egg - DIY Chef


Direct from Total Sell Outs  at the Gilded Balloon, Edinburgh Fringe 2017 and Brighton Fringe 2017, and following sell out Edinburgh Fringe runs in 2015 and 2016 plus a sell-out UK tour, award winning* comedian George Egg (the ‘Anarchist Cook’) returns with a BRAND NEW SHOW demonstrating more live cooking and laugh-out-loud comedy.


In ‘GEORGE EGG: DIY CHEF’ a health scare sees George banned him from the family kitchen, but relocated to the garden shed his imagination and resourcefulness lead him to build an improvised kitchen there instead. During an inspiring and inventive evening of stand-up, live cooking and comedy lecture, George prepares a breakfast, a lunch and a dinner using the most unconventional of methods.


It’s funny, inspiring and absurd in equal measure. Expect power tools, gardening equipment and office supplies to be re-purposed and abused. Expect lots of laughs. Expect to learn something new. And you get to taste the food at the end.**


*Spirit of the Fringe Award 2015

**at your own risk!


Brilliantly Funny’ The Observer (Jay Rayner)


‘the wonderfully talented George Egg is genuinely unique’ The Independent


‘trust us, you won’t believe how good the food tastes’ The Scotsman


Age: 16+



Friday 22 Jun 201820:00 Book Now


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