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MILTON JONES: MILTON IMPOSSIBLE

MILTON JONES: MILTON IMPOSSIBLE (15)

Milton Jones in: Milton Impossible

One man. One Mission. Is it possible? No, not really.

Him with the shirts from Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo and Radio 4.


Milton reveals the truth about being an international spy, before being given a disappointing new identity which forced him to appear on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo.

But this is also a love story with the twist, or even a really bad sprain.

Just gloriously daft nonsense or is there a deeper meaning? Every man has his price. Sainsburys, where good food costs less.

 

“He’s fast, absurd and very Funny” Radio Times

‘No-one can touch Jones when he hits his stride’ The Guardian


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Friday 11 Nov 202219:30 Book Now


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JUSTIN MOORHOUSE

JUSTIN MOORHOUSE

JUSTIN MOORHOUSE: STRETCH AND THINK


Justin is back: still funny, yet middle aged. A brand new show that may contain: Yoga, getting older, Madonna, shoplifters, Labradoodles, middle-aged cyclists, The Menopause, running, hating football fans but loving football, not drinking, funerals, is Tapas a rip off? Captain Tom, Droylsden, the environment, self-improvement, ruining a sexual position, electric car charging spots used by doggers, nursery graduation, horses, Stig look-a-likes, home cooked food in places that aren’t your own home, the odd advantages of fundamental religions, the gym, shop door etiquette. And he’s got a new suit. Come, it’ll be fun.


★★★★ “Not a moment without laughter” Chortle


Friday 2 Dec 202220:00 Book Now


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SHAPARAK KHORSANDI

SHAPARAK KHORSANDI

The decade where Shaparak left an important part of her brain somewhere in a field in Hampshire…

From indie discos to unflattering crop tops…a trip down memory lane to the decade where ‘kinky’ was nurse roleplay and whipped cream, and Shaparak found herself flying about London with hope in her heart, a tenner in her pocket and spare knickers in her handbag. How does the decade of binge drinking and walks of shame look now without snakebite and black tinted specs?

(14+)

Thursday 8 Dec 202220:00 Book Now


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CHUBBY BROWN 2022

CHUBBY BROWN 2022 (18)

Roy Chubby Brown is back and he's as naughty as ever. His choice of language and his politically incorrect jokes are all delivered with a cheeky grin and perfect comedy timing.

His trademark flying helmet and goggles, coupled with his coat of many patches makes him instantly recognisable.

Chubby Brown is a master of his craft and guarantees a regular supply of new jokes every time you see him. So if you are not easily offendedand want a good old fashioned laugh,book your tickets early to avoid disappointment.


Doors open from 7pm

Support Act from 7:30pm - 8pm

Interval: 8pm - 8:20pm

Chubby Brown: 8:20pm - 9:40pm


STRICTLY OVER 18's ONLY AND STRICTLY NO ALCOHOL IN THE AUDITORIUM WHILE CHUBBY IS ON STAGE.


Saturday 10 Dec 202219:30 Book Now


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HAL CRUTTENDEN

HAL CRUTTENDEN (14)

After 21 years and 224 days Hal's back being single. But it's all going to be fine. Instead of getting the therapy he clearly needs, he's made a cracking show about it. He's lost enough weight to almost get his wedding ring off and, while he may be flying solo, he's far from alone; he's got his grown-up daughters, his dogs and his divorce lawyer. The fickle finger of fate has turned Hal's life upside down but he's sticking a finger right back at it.

Saturday 4 Mar 202320:00 Book Now (Please Call Box Office)


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