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Jack Dee-Off the telly

Jack Dee-Off the telly

JACK DEE – Off The Telly


Join Jack Dee for an evening of entertainment (food and beverages not included) in his new stand-up tour.


“In these difficult and uncertain times people need hope – a ray of sunshine to brighten their day. And that’s very much where I come in” says Jack.


Star of TV sitcoms Bad Move, Lead Balloon and Josh, Jack also hosts the legendary Radio 4 show I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue. Additional credits include presenting Jack Dee’s Helpdesk on BBC Two, C4’s The Jack Dee Show, ITV’s Jack Dee’s Saturday Night, BBC’s Jack Dee’s Happy Hour and Jack Dee Live at the Apollo. “In fact,” explains Jack, “I’ve probably appeared in every TV show with my name in the title”.


Other sidelines include Motivational Speaking, which Jack describes as “Basically a total waste of time, talking to losers, but the cash is decent” and then adds “Don’t print that”. It’s so hard to tell when he’s being serious.


In recognition of his charity work, Jack was denied an OBE in 2015.


Wednesday 13 Nov 201920:00 Book Now (Sold Out)


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From Bykers to Baftas

From Bykers to Baftas

Dave johns has been a stand up comic for nearly 3 decades touring  his one man shows  world wide.  

Best known for his critically acclaimed breakthrough performance in Ken loaches 2016 Palme D'or and bafta winning film I Daniel Blake.  

Thereafter Many film parts have followed. The Keeper,  Fisherman’s Friends, including his latest film, 23 walks'  staring alongside Alison Steadman.

due to be realised in 2020


This autumn Dave presents his New stand up show for 2019.

From Byker to the Baftas


hilarious and emotional... one of the unlikeliest, most uplifting stories you will ever hear" - Guardian : ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️. Book Now “

 


Saturday 16 Nov 201919:30 Book Now


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Andy Parsons Healing the Nation

Andy Parsons Healing the Nation (15)

ANDY PARSONS – HEALNG THE NATION


‘Cracking adlibbing…a joke-rich rallying call for a better Britain’ THE GUARDIAN

'Coruscating live performer specialising in lacerating topical gags' THE INDEPENDENT


“It was the 24th June 2016 and I found myself in a supermarket contemplating a meal deal. I only wanted a sandwich and I only needed a sandwich but given that I could get a snack and a drink for only 5p more it seemed financially irresponsible not to. It was the day after the Referendum, and I’d spent so long confused about what was happening to my country that I was in a rush as I took my three items to the lad on the till. He scanned the first two items no problem but the third item he couldn’t get to scan at all. I thought this is going to be a nightmare – there was a queue building up and he looked like he was going to call the supervisor. Then to his credit, he tried to scan it one more time, it wouldn’t scan – so he went ‘bip’ himself and chucked it through. And it was at that moment I thought ‘oh we’ll be alright as a country we will’.


And we will be alright. Trust me. I’m not a politician.”

As seen on Mock the Week, Live at the Apollo, Q.I. etc. - and repeated on Dave.  


Thursday 5 Dec 201920:00 Book Now


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Chubby Xmas 2019

Chubby Xmas 2019 (18)

Roy Chubby Brown is back and hes as naughty as ever. His choice of language and his politically incorrect jokes are all delivered with a cheeky grin and perfect comedy timing.

His trademark flying helmet and goggles, coupled with his coat of many patches makes him instantly recognisable.

Chubby Brown is a master of his craft and guarantees a regular supply of new jokes every time you see him. So if you are not easily offendedand want a good old fashioned laugh,book your tickets early to avoid disappointment.

STRICTLY OVER 18S ONLY

Friday 13 Dec 201919:00 Book Now
Saturday 14 Dec 201919:00 Book Now


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Mark Watson: The Infinite Show

Mark Watson: The Infinite Show


Big name comedy at the Forum with author and comedian Mark Watson. Cluster-bombed with yoghurt on 'Taskmaster', half-killed on 'Bear Grylls' Celebrity Island', Watson returns to what he's best at: being indoors.


Inspired by the mostly alarming state of the world his children are growing up in and a genuine, urgent desire to do something about it, this show is about empathy. 99 percent of the world's population is made up of other people: why can't we understand them? As scrawny and impassioned as ever, one of the UK's most beloved and thinnest acts offers some suggestions, with his usual notoriously high joke-and-rant-per-minute rate.


‘He sparkles with originality and verve' Chortle

'A kind of unstoppably funny Superhero' Sunday Times

'Hugely entertaining, craftsmanlike, remarkable' Telegraph


Friday 10 Jan 202020:00 Book Now


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Flo & Joan

Flo & Joan

Before The Screaming Starts: -

Following last year’s sell-out shows at the Edinburgh Festival, London's Soho Theatre, national UK tour and at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, musical comedy sisters Flo & Joan have a new hour of their dark and waggish songs to parade about the place.  

“These intricately crafted, flawlessly performed numbers will have you howling with laughter one minute, wiping away a tear the next.” The Telegraph

‘Their style is stiletto sharp, their diction perfect as they race through their complex rhymes’ Evening Standard

“If Flanders & Swann and Flight of the Conchords and Garfunkel & Oates had a six-way time-travelling gang-bang that somehow mixed all their DNA, the offspring might end up sounding something like Flo and Joan.” Steve Bennett, Chortle



Wednesday 19 Feb 202020:00 Book Now


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'100% Simon Brodkin'

'100% Simon Brodkin' (15)

After three hugely successful BBC series as Lee Nelson, multiple sell-out tours and various court appearances following world-famous stunts on Theresa May, Sepp Blatter, Donald Trump, Kanye West and Britain's Got Talent, the award-winning, critically acclaimed comedian unveils his funniest creation yet… himself! Simon Brodkin's highly anticipated debut stand-up show. One of the The Evening Standard's 'Best Comedy Shows at The Fringe 2019'. 'There aren't many better comedians to turn to' (Daily Telegraph). 'Hilarious' (List). 'Genius' (Independent). 'Get him out!' (Donald Trump).

Sunday 15 Mar 202020:00 Book Now


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Lou Sanders

Lou Sanders

Lou Sanders - Say hello to your new Step Mummy.


It’s me, Loulie, AKA the face that launched a thousand dicks! In this show I’ll examine relationships (all kinds, baby), mental health (other people’s, I’m fine) and perverts (that one is mainly me, actually).

I’ll be oversharing, wanging on about spirituality and giving everyone some much unwanted advice.

As seen/heard on Taskmaster, QI, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, Travel Man, Hypothetical, The Russell Howard Hour, The Unbelievable Truth, Ultimate Worrier and more.

‘A comedian who leaves you wanting more’ **** Times

’She’s terrific’ **** Guardian

‘Lou Sanders deserves a Comedy Award nod… her best show yet’ **** Evening Standard

’Thank the comedy Gods’ **** Chortle


Friday 27 Mar 202020:00 Book Now


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Rob Auton

Rob Auton

'The Time Show’ is the latest comedy/theatre/spoken word show by writer and performer of some of what he writes Rob Auton.  Following on from his critically acclaimed shows about talking, hair, sleep, water, faces, the sky and the colour yellow, “the Fringe's comedian laureate” (British Comedy Guide) now turns his attention to time. He will be asking questions such as “What time is it?” and “What is it time?”



Praise for Rob Auton

‘A genuine original. Poetical, philosophical, humane, completely charming and funny to boot.’ The Guardian


‘Charming, eccentric and uplifting, Auton is a talent to watch.’ The Independent


“Poetic, pithy and profound” ★★★★ Evening Standard



“He romantically seeks wonder and amazement in the everyday...an engaging, thoughtful show” ★★★★Steve Bennett, Chortle


Friday 10 Apr 202020:00 Book Now


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Pete Firman & the Amazing

Pete Firman & the Amazing

Come and witness the first and possibly final performance of The World’s Greatest Magical Double Act! Award-winning magician/comedian Pete Firman returns with a magic show like you've never seen before. As seen on Tonight at the London Palladium, The John Bishop Show and The Sarah Millican Television Programme. Every night he will be joined by a different special guest who has no previous conjuring experience. Together they will perform jaw-dropping magic without any rehearsal. Unplanned! Unpredictable! Unwise! 'Spellbinding' (List). 'The new poster-boy for British comedy magic' (Telegraph).

Age category: 14+


Wednesday 29 Apr 202019:30 Book Now


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Simon Evans Work of the Devil

Simon Evans Work of the Devil (15)

Simon Evans: The Work of the Devil

Simon Evans’ last show, Genius 2.0 (***** “A Masterclass” The Scotsman) provided an hilarious analysis of the departure of any visible sign of intelligence from modern life. But his new show raises the stakes, with his usual excoriating views of a world on fire given a perspective shift from personal revelations that turned his world upside down this year.

“A gripping and, ultimately heart-warming tale… rich with Evans' wit and caustic observation.” (**** The Scotsman)

“You expect a high standard of stand-up from this veteran performer. But in sharing something so deeply personal, he’s exceeded what seemed to be his full potential… I’d expect it to get even better when it goes out on tour. Outstanding stuff.” ( **** ½ Chortle)

Simon Evans is the star of Live at the Apollo, Mock The Week, BBC Radio 4's The News Quiz, The Unbelievable Truth & Simon Evans Goes To Market. Simon has made appearances on This Week, Question Time, Celebrity Mastermind, Pointless Celebrities and Mastermind The Professionals.



Saturday 16 May 202020:00 Book Now


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